{"product_id":"f-ck-the-nazis-t-shirt","title":"Pre-order: F*ck the Nazis T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur F*ck the Nazis series is one of the most well-received, and unfortunately most needed, repertory series of recent memory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't be subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear a F*ck the Nazis t-shirt from the Somerville Theatre.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% Cotton, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAmerican made, super soft fine jersey. Printed locally!\u003cbr\u003eDesign by Burnzig. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a pre-order! We'll print shirts in small batches through our local screenprinter!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/strong\u003e (inches, measured flat)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eChest \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements are approximate (±½\"). Because all sales are final, please check your size before ordering.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout the Series\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNazis are perhaps the ultimate bad guys in movies, and have been for almost as long as their flaccid little ethos has been around. But then you look at the news and see all these neo-Nazis popping up around the country, and even in Boston, you realize there’s still a bunch of braindead human turds who believe in that crap. It’s more prominent now than it has been in generations, coupled with a rise in antisemitism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe shorthand in movies is that if you see a Nazi on screen, he’s the bad guy, but now you’ve got a growing pool of young idiots who would look at that Nazi and not think that way. So it’s time to remind everyone that there are few things more entertaining than watching a Nazi bastard get their just desserts on a big screen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe movies screened in this series ranged from serious classic dramas to comedies to the utterly ridiculous. We even showed \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003efamily friendly titles because fighting Nazis can be for the whole family!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose free local pickup at the Somerville Theatre and we'll email you when your shirt is ready, or we'll ship it anywhere in the US for a $10 flat rate. Since every shirt is printed to order in small batches, please allow about two weeks. Whichever method you choose, thank you for supporting the movies and our independent cinema. It means the world to us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOh, and F*ck the Nazis. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CSB Theatres, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":67991634509867,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":67991634542635,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67991634575403,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67991634608171,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67991634640939,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67991634673707,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/8100\/4075\/files\/Nazis1_1.jpg?v=1783990657","url":"https:\/\/merch.csbtheatres.com\/products\/f-ck-the-nazis-t-shirt","provider":"CSB Theatres, Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}